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The Next Generation of Protein
The science bit made simple!

MODERN MONKEY

The word protein comes from Proteus - the ancient Greek word for first. It should be the first thing you consume in the morning and the first thing you reach for after any strenuous exercise. It helps repair muscles, assists with weight loss and builds a healthy body (not to mention giving you strong hair and great skin!). The best way to consume protein for maximum effect is with the right amount of carbohydrates and amino acids. That way muscles get repaired, rebuilt and your body refined. About 24 grams of protein per serving is the right amount for your body to absorb to help build and maintain muscle, alleviate muscular aches and pains and build a stronger, leaner body.

But at Modern Monkey we want protein to taste good too. We believe our protein smoothies are the best tasting out there. FACT*

* Based on the fact that we really believe they are!!

Check out our great flavours.

Flavours

Strawberry Storm

We have created the perfect mix of proteins that deliver a creamy smooth sensation and a dreamy strawberry taste that is unbeatable. So join the evolution and go monkey!

Chocolate Quake

More chocolatey that a chocolatier's very chocolatey chocolate fountain. This is the most exquisite chocolate protein shake in the entire gorillaverse!

Banana Blizzard

By it's nature, this protein shake is the most delicious supplement in the known monkey world. And any unknown monkey worlds that are yet to be discovered. It's not for humans!

New Products

Coming Soon

Watch this space for news of the latest additions to our range of awesome tasting sports supplements.

May 2012 sees the launch of Gorilla Nox training fuel. This product has been blended to give you the most intense gorilla powered pump and strength you will ever experience. Gorilla Nox will give you the drive and the energy to smash through every training session.

Watch out for these 3 great new flavours launching shortly.

Choc Mint
Malt Pleaser
Coconut

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Monkey Business

BROTHER MONKEYS, OUR CAMPAIGN TO TAKE OUR MODERN MONKEY PROTEIN SMOOTHIES AWAY FROM THE HUMANS IS GAINING PACE. I HAVE THE STRONG BELIEF THAT VERY SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO FOOL THEM INTO TAKING AN INFERIOR PRODUCT AND LEAVE OUR MODERN MONKEY ALONE.

DAVE HAS BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL WITH HIS “ EAT MORE FROOT” DRIVE AND PERSONALLY WITNESSED AT LEAST TWO HUMANS STARING INTO A BOWL OF STRAWBERRIES....GREAT WORK DAVE! BENNY OF COURSE WILL CONTINUE WITH HIS SUBTLE “ALTER THE HUMAN BILLBOARDS” WORK AND I HAVE TO SAY HE IS GETTING THE MESSAGE THROUGH IN A TRULY SUBLIMINAL WAY....THIS IS ADVANCED STUFF BROTHERS.

SO AS YOU CAN SEE DAVE AND BENNY MAKE IT TO THE HEROS WALL THIS MONTH. THEY ARE LIVING PROOF IF YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS THEN YOU TOO CAN MAKE IT TO THE HEROS WALL NO MATTER HOW DUMB YOU ARE....YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU NIGEL.

ANYWAY, MOVING ON, KEEP THE FAITH AND KEEP UP THE HARD WORK. REMEMBER, I’M IN THE TRENCHES WITH YOU. NOT LITERALLY OF COURSE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO MESS UP MY OUTFIT......VIVA LA EVOLUTION BROTHERS AND REMEMBER - MODERN MONKEY SMOOTHIES.....IT’S NOT FOR HUMANS!

P.S. IF ANY OF YOU HAVE NOT RETURNED YOUR FORMS FOR THE ANUAL PILGRIMAGE, PLEASE MAKE SURE RODNEY GETS THEM TODAY AS HARTLEPOOL CAN GET VERY BUSY THAT TIME OF YEAR AND THE B&B COULD BE BOOKED OUT. IT WAS GREAT FUN LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR’S THEME IS “FUN CARDIGANS”, SO DRESS TO IMPRESS.

Not For Humans

WHEN WE CREATED MODERN MONKEY, WE DID NOT MAKE IT FOR HUMANS TO USE. NO SIR! THIS WAS ALL ABOUT THE GOODNESS AND HEALTH OF MONKEYS. WE SEARCHED THE WORLD FOR THE BEST PROTEIN SOURCES WE COULD FIND AND WHEN WE CHOSE OUR SIX PROTEINS, WE DID NOT CHOOSE THEM FOR HUMANS, WE CHOSE THEM FOR US! WHEN WE CREATED THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE FLAVOUR AND A SMOOTH CREAMY QUALITY THAT YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE TO BELIEVE.....WELL THATS WHEN “THE HUMANS” CAUGHT ON AND STOLE OUR FORMULAS FOR THEMSELVES...WELL IT ENDS HERE! OR MAYBE IT ENDS A BIT LATER, SOMETIME, BUT EITHER WAY IT HAS TO END. SIMPLY PUT “WE ARE TAKING IT BACK....IT’S OURS AND IT’S TOO GOOD FOR HUMANS. SO JOIN THE CAMPAIGN! MODERN MONKEY PROTEIN SMOOTHIE....IT’S NOT FOR HUMANS!